

John Thomson
Known for exceptional acting in global cinema.
Profession
Acting
Birthday
2 Apr 1969
Age
57 Years
Born In
Salford, Lancashire, England, UK
Total Projects
157
Years Active
74 Yrs
Avg Rating
6.8 ★
Overview
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Known For
Filmography

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Nightborn
Nightborn
as Jon's Father

movie
Fackham Hall
Fackham Hall
as Bill

tv
Secret Life of the Auction House
Secret Life of the Auction House
as Self - Narrator (voice)

tv
Celebrity Puzzling
Celebrity Puzzling
as Self - Panellist

tv
Art Detectives
Art Detectives
as William Titchfield

movie
The People Before
The People Before
as Knotweed Man

tv
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
as Self - Narrator

tv
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
as Self

tv
The Gentlemen
The Gentlemen
as Frank

tv
Captivated
Captivated
as Geoff

movie
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
as Self

movie
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
as Self

tv
Best Year Ever
Best Year Ever
as Self - Actor

movie
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
as Plank

tv
Celebrity Lingo
Celebrity Lingo
as Self - Contestant

movie
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
as Self

tv
Sister Boniface Mysteries
Sister Boniface Mysteries
as Leonard Monk

movie
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
as Self

tv
Dodger
Dodger
as Farmer Grundles

movie
Last Train to Christmas
Last Train to Christmas
as Vic

tv
The Weakest Link
The Weakest Link
as Self

movie
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
as Self

movie
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
as Narrator

tv
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
as Self - Contestant

movie
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
as Self

movie
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
as Self

movie
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
as Self/Various Characters

tv
Dog Loves Books
Dog Loves Books
as Dog (voice)

tv
McDonald & Dodds
McDonald & Dodds
as Jimmy Daly

movie
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
as Narrator

tv
Brassic
Brassic
as Colin Popov

movie
7 Up & Me
7 Up & Me
as Self

movie
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
as Himself

tv
This Time with Alan Partridge
This Time with Alan Partridge
as Joe Beasley

tv
The People's Vet
The People's Vet
as Self - Narrator

tv
Celebrity Catchphrase
Celebrity Catchphrase
as Self

tv
Shane the Chef
Shane the Chef

movie
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car

tv
Richard Osman's House of Games
Richard Osman's House of Games
as Self - Contestant

movie
Dying Laughing
Dying Laughing
as Self

movie
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
as Self - Presenter

tv
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
as Self

movie
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
as Kevin Ruddock

movie
Grimsby
Grimsby
as Bob Tolliver

tv
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
as Self - Narrator

movie
Billionaire Boy
Billionaire Boy
as Len

movie
Fungus The Bogeyman
Fungus The Bogeyman

movie
Northern Soul
Northern Soul
as Terry

tv
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
as Self

movie
The Power of Darts
The Power of Darts
as Narrator (voice)

movie
Help Point
Help Point
as Stephen

tv
Through the Keyhole
Through the Keyhole
as Self

tv
Through the Keyhole
Through the Keyhole
as Self - Panelist

movie
Dementamania
Dementamania

tv
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
as Self - Contestant

tv
Strange Hill High
Strange Hill High
as Various (voice)

tv
Catchphrase
Catchphrase

tv
Plebs
Plebs
as Mr. Adolphus

tv
The Mimic
The Mimic
as Nigel Lord

movie
Pulp
Pulp
as Dave Burns

tv
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
as Self - Narrator

tv
Father Brown
Father Brown
as John Banks

movie
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers

tv
BBC Comedy Feeds
BBC Comedy Feeds
as Steve

movie
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
as Himself

tv
The Chase: Celebrity Special
The Chase: Celebrity Special
as Self

tv
Death in Paradise
Death in Paradise
as DCI Chris Ricketts

tv
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
as Self - Participant

tv
Sooty
Sooty
as The Boss

tv
The Jonathan Ross Show
The Jonathan Ross Show
as Self

tv
The Lock Up
The Lock Up
as Narrator

movie
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
as Self

movie
The Road to Coronation Street
The Road to Coronation Street
as Harry Kershaw

tv
Heads or Tails
Heads or Tails
as Self - Contestant

tv
Big Top
Big Top
as Geoff

movie
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
as Bill (Flowerpot Man)

tv
Angela and Friends
Angela and Friends

movie
Inkheart
Inkheart
as Darius

tv
Celebrity Juice
Celebrity Juice
as Self

tv
All Star Mr & Mrs
All Star Mr & Mrs

tv
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
as Self

movie
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
as Self - Narrator (voice)

tv
Kingdom
Kingdom
as Nigel Pearson

tv
Mobile
Mobile
as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist

tv
Engineering the World Rally
Engineering the World Rally
as Himself - Narrator

tv
Skins
Skins
as Sam Brooks

tv
Ghosthunting With...
Ghosthunting With...

tv
New Street Law
New Street Law
as Charlie Darling

tv
Waterloo Road
Waterloo Road
as Nelson Smith

movie
The Dealer
The Dealer
as Bat

movie
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
as Mr. Windfall (voice)

tv
8 Out of 10 Cats
8 Out of 10 Cats
as Self

tv
Monkey Trousers
Monkey Trousers

tv
Blackpool
Blackpool

movie
Fat Slags
Fat Slags
as Foreman

tv
Celebrity Mastermind
Celebrity Mastermind

tv
Celebrity Mastermind
Celebrity Mastermind
as Self - Contestant

movie
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
as Interviewee – Actor

tv
The Terry and Gaby Show
The Terry and Gaby Show

tv
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

tv
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
as Self

movie
24 Hour Party People
24 Hour Party People
as Charles

tv
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
as Self

movie
Station Jim
Station Jim
as Harold

movie
Dog Eat Dog
Dog Eat Dog
as Football Coach

tv
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
as Sir Donald Tyburn

tv
Murder in Mind
Murder in Mind
as Alan Squires

movie
Born Romantic
Born Romantic
as First Cab Driver

tv
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

movie
The Flint Street Nativity
The Flint Street Nativity
as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper

movie
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
as Self

tv
It's Only TV But I Like It
It's Only TV But I Like It
as Self

movie
You Are Here
You Are Here
as Peter Keggy

movie
The Fast Show Live
The Fast Show Live

movie
Ted & Ralph
Ted & Ralph
as Vicar

tv
Cold Feet
Cold Feet
as Pete Gifford

movie
Up 'n' Under
Up 'n' Under
as Stan

tv
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
as Barry

movie
The Man Who Knew Too Little
The Man Who Knew Too Little
as Dimitri

movie
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
as Mr. Loughborough

tv
Midsomer Murders
Midsomer Murders
as Cooper Steinem

tv
Pond Life
Pond Life

tv
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
as Self - Panellist

movie
Roger Roger
Roger Roger
as Barry

movie
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

tv
Saturday Live
Saturday Live
as Cabbie

tv
Silent Witness
Silent Witness
as DI Warren Bull

tv
Coogan's Run
Coogan's Run

tv
Crapston Villas
Crapston Villas

tv
The World of Lee Evans
The World of Lee Evans
as Customer

movie
Dangerous Lady
Dangerous Lady

tv
Fist of Fun
Fist of Fun
as Pied Piper of Hamelin

movie
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
as Nathan

movie
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
as Fat Bob

tv
Ready, Steady, Cook
Ready, Steady, Cook
as Self - Guest

tv
The Fast Show
The Fast Show
as Various Characters

tv
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
as Petty Officer Alan Partridge

tv
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
as Joe Beasley

movie
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
as Simon Joke

tv
Pie in the Sky
Pie in the Sky
as Andrew Vernon

tv
The Day Today
The Day Today
as Treasurer

movie
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
as Bernard Right On/Various

movie
Paul Calf's Video Diary
Paul Calf's Video Diary
as Fat Bob

tv
Shooting Stars
Shooting Stars
as Self

tv
Harry
Harry
as Royo

tv
The Dead Good Show
The Dead Good Show
as Various

movie
The Weekenders
The Weekenders
as Policeman 1

tv
Blue Heaven
Blue Heaven
as Waiter 2

tv
Men Behaving Badly
Men Behaving Badly
as Ken

tv
Murder Most Horrid
Murder Most Horrid
as Daniel Hoffmeyer

tv
Paul Merton: The Series
Paul Merton: The Series

tv
Soldier Soldier
Soldier Soldier
as Sgt Dunn

tv
This Morning
This Morning
as Self

tv
Top of the Pops
Top of the Pops
as Self - Host

tv
Flower Pot Men
Flower Pot Men

tv
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
as Self - Team Captain

tv
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
as Bernard Righton