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John Thomson
Acting

John Thomson

Known for exceptional acting in global cinema.

Profession

Acting

Birthday

2 Apr 1969

Age

57 Years

Born In

Salford, Lancashire, England, UK

Total Projects

157

Years Active

74 Yrs

Avg Rating

6.8 ★

Overview

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

Filmography

Nightborn

movie

Nightborn

2026

Nightborn

as Jon's Father

Fackham Hall

movie

Fackham Hall

2025

Fackham Hall

as Bill

Secret Life of the Auction House

tv

Secret Life of the Auction House

2025

Secret Life of the Auction House

as Self - Narrator (voice)

Celebrity Puzzling

tv

Celebrity Puzzling

2025

Celebrity Puzzling

as Self - Panellist

Art Detectives

tv

Art Detectives

2025

Art Detectives

as William Titchfield

The People Before

movie

The People Before

2025

The People Before

as Knotweed Man

The 1970s: Those Were the Days

tv

The 1970s: Those Were the Days

2024

The 1970s: Those Were the Days

as Self - Narrator

Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two

tv

Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two

2024

Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two

as Self

The Gentlemen

tv

The Gentlemen

2024

The Gentlemen

as Frank

Captivated

tv

Captivated

2024

Captivated

as Geoff

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

movie

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

2023

Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy

as Self

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

movie

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

2023

The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa

as Self

Best Year Ever

tv

Best Year Ever

2022

Best Year Ever

as Self - Actor

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

movie

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

2022

Red Riding Hood: After Ever After

as Plank

Celebrity Lingo

tv

Celebrity Lingo

2022

Celebrity Lingo

as Self - Contestant

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

movie

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

2022

Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More

as Self

Sister Boniface Mysteries

tv

Sister Boniface Mysteries

2022

Sister Boniface Mysteries

as Leonard Monk

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

movie

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

2022

Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs

as Self

Dodger

tv

Dodger

2022

Dodger

as Farmer Grundles

Last Train to Christmas

movie

Last Train to Christmas

2021

Last Train to Christmas

as Vic

The Weakest Link

tv

The Weakest Link

2021

The Weakest Link

as Self

Les Dawson Lost Tapes

movie

Les Dawson Lost Tapes

2021

Les Dawson Lost Tapes

as Self

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

movie

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

2021

Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!

as Narrator

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

tv

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

2021

Paul Sinha's TV Showdown

as Self - Contestant

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

movie

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

2020

Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years

as Self

The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases

movie

The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases

2020

The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases

as Self

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

movie

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

2020

The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases

as Self/Various Characters

Dog Loves Books

tv

Dog Loves Books

2020

Dog Loves Books

as Dog (voice)

McDonald & Dodds

tv

McDonald & Dodds

2020

McDonald & Dodds

as Jimmy Daly

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

movie

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

2019

Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped

as Narrator

Brassic

tv

Brassic

2019

Brassic

as Colin Popov

7 Up & Me

movie

7 Up & Me

2019

7 Up & Me

as Self

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

movie

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

2019

Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story

as Himself

This Time with Alan Partridge

tv

This Time with Alan Partridge

2019

This Time with Alan Partridge

as Joe Beasley

The People's Vet

tv

The People's Vet

2018

The People's Vet

as Self - Narrator

Celebrity Catchphrase

tv

Celebrity Catchphrase

2018

Celebrity Catchphrase

as Self

Shane the Chef

tv

Shane the Chef

2018

Shane the Chef

Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car

movie

Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car

2017

Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car

Richard Osman's House of Games

tv

Richard Osman's House of Games

2017

Richard Osman's House of Games

as Self - Contestant

Dying Laughing

movie

Dying Laughing

2017

Dying Laughing

as Self

Caroline Aherne at the BBC

movie

Caroline Aherne at the BBC

2016

Caroline Aherne at the BBC

as Self - Presenter

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

tv

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

2016

Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit

as Self

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

movie

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

2016

Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle

as Kevin Ruddock

Grimsby

movie

Grimsby

2016

Grimsby

as Bob Tolliver

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

tv

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

2016

Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun

as Self - Narrator

Billionaire Boy

movie

Billionaire Boy

2016

Billionaire Boy

as Len

CineRaya

movie

Fungus The Bogeyman

2015

Fungus The Bogeyman

Northern Soul

movie

Northern Soul

2014

Northern Soul

as Terry

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

tv

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

2014

Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled

as Self

CineRaya

movie

The Power of Darts

2013

The Power of Darts

as Narrator (voice)

Help Point

movie

Help Point

2013

Help Point

as Stephen

Through the Keyhole

tv

Through the Keyhole

2013

Through the Keyhole

as Self

Through the Keyhole

tv

Through the Keyhole

2013

Through the Keyhole

as Self - Panelist

Dementamania

movie

Dementamania

2013

Dementamania

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars

tv

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars

2013

Tipping Point: Lucky Stars

as Self - Contestant

Strange Hill High

tv

Strange Hill High

2013

Strange Hill High

as Various (voice)

Catchphrase

tv

Catchphrase

2013

Catchphrase

Plebs

tv

Plebs

2013

Plebs

as Mr. Adolphus

The Mimic

tv

The Mimic

2013

The Mimic

as Nigel Lord

Pulp

movie

Pulp

2013

Pulp

as Dave Burns

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

tv

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

2013

Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners

as Self - Narrator

Father Brown

tv

Father Brown

2013

Father Brown

as John Banks

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

movie

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

2012

Uncle Wormsley's Christmas

as Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers

CineRaya

tv

BBC Comedy Feeds

2012

BBC Comedy Feeds

as Steve

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

movie

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

2012

Evidently... John Cooper Clarke

as Himself

CineRaya

tv

The Chase: Celebrity Special

2011

The Chase: Celebrity Special

as Self

Death in Paradise

tv

Death in Paradise

2011

Death in Paradise

as DCI Chris Ricketts

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

tv

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

2011

Celebrity Antiques Road Trip

as Self - Participant

Sooty

tv

Sooty

2011

Sooty

as The Boss

The Jonathan Ross Show

tv

The Jonathan Ross Show

2011

The Jonathan Ross Show

as Self

The Lock Up

tv

The Lock Up

2011

The Lock Up

as Narrator

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

movie

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

2010

The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa

as Self

The Road to Coronation Street

movie

The Road to Coronation Street

2010

The Road to Coronation Street

as Harry Kershaw

CineRaya

tv

Heads or Tails

2009

Heads or Tails

as Self - Contestant

Big Top

tv

Big Top

2009

Big Top

as Geoff

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

movie

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

2009

Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley

as Bill (Flowerpot Man)

Angela and Friends

tv

Angela and Friends

2009

Angela and Friends

Inkheart

movie

Inkheart

2008

Inkheart

as Darius

Celebrity Juice

tv

Celebrity Juice

2008

Celebrity Juice

as Self

All Star Mr & Mrs

tv

All Star Mr & Mrs

2008

All Star Mr & Mrs

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

tv

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

2008

Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong

as Self

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

movie

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

2007

Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'

as Self - Narrator (voice)

Kingdom

tv

Kingdom

2007

Kingdom

as Nigel Pearson

Mobile

tv

Mobile

2007

Mobile

as Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist

Engineering the World Rally

tv

Engineering the World Rally

2007

Engineering the World Rally

as Himself - Narrator

Skins

tv

Skins

2007

Skins

as Sam Brooks

Ghosthunting With...

tv

Ghosthunting With...

2006

Ghosthunting With...

New Street Law

tv

New Street Law

2006

New Street Law

as Charlie Darling

Waterloo Road

tv

Waterloo Road

2006

Waterloo Road

as Nelson Smith

The Dealer

movie

The Dealer

2006

The Dealer

as Bat

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

movie

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

2005

Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

as Mr. Windfall (voice)

8 Out of 10 Cats

tv

8 Out of 10 Cats

2005

8 Out of 10 Cats

as Self

Monkey Trousers

tv

Monkey Trousers

2005

Monkey Trousers

Blackpool

tv

Blackpool

2004

Blackpool

Fat Slags

movie

Fat Slags

2004

Fat Slags

as Foreman

Celebrity Mastermind

tv

Celebrity Mastermind

2003

Celebrity Mastermind

Celebrity Mastermind

tv

Celebrity Mastermind

2003

Celebrity Mastermind

as Self - Contestant

Appointment with Dr. Terrible

movie

Appointment with Dr. Terrible

2003

Appointment with Dr. Terrible

as Interviewee – Actor

CineRaya

tv

The Terry and Gaby Show

2003

The Terry and Gaby Show

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

tv

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

2003

Comic Relief Does Fame Academy

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

tv

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

2002

Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway

as Self

24 Hour Party People

movie

24 Hour Party People

2002

24 Hour Party People

as Charles

CineRaya

tv

Johnny Vaughan Tonight

2002

Johnny Vaughan Tonight

as Self

CineRaya

movie

Station Jim

2001

Station Jim

as Harold

Dog Eat Dog

movie

Dog Eat Dog

2001

Dog Eat Dog

as Football Coach

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible

tv

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible

2001

Dr Terrible's House of Horrible

as Sir Donald Tyburn

Murder in Mind

tv

Murder in Mind

2001

Murder in Mind

as Alan Squires

Born Romantic

movie

Born Romantic

2000

Born Romantic

as First Cab Driver

CineRaya

tv

Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

2000

Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)

The Flint Street Nativity

movie

The Flint Street Nativity

1999

The Flint Street Nativity

as Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

movie

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

1999

Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show

as Self

CineRaya

tv

It's Only TV But I Like It

1999

It's Only TV But I Like It

as Self

You Are Here

movie

You Are Here

1998

You Are Here

as Peter Keggy

The Fast Show Live

movie

The Fast Show Live

1998

The Fast Show Live

Ted & Ralph

movie

Ted & Ralph

1998

Ted & Ralph

as Vicar

Cold Feet

tv

Cold Feet

1998

Cold Feet

as Pete Gifford

Up 'n' Under

movie

Up 'n' Under

1998

Up 'n' Under

as Stan

Roger Roger

tv

Roger Roger

1998

Roger Roger

as Barry

The Man Who Knew Too Little

movie

The Man Who Knew Too Little

1997

The Man Who Knew Too Little

as Dimitri

CineRaya

movie

The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

1997

The Girl with Brains in Her Feet

as Mr. Loughborough

Midsomer Murders

tv

Midsomer Murders

1997

Midsomer Murders

as Cooper Steinem

Pond Life

tv

Pond Life

1996

Pond Life

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

tv

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

1996

Never Mind the Buzzcocks

as Self - Panellist

Roger Roger

movie

Roger Roger

1996

Roger Roger

as Barry

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

movie

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

1996

VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon

CineRaya

tv

Saturday Live

1996

Saturday Live

as Cabbie

Silent Witness

tv

Silent Witness

1996

Silent Witness

as DI Warren Bull

Coogan's Run

tv

Coogan's Run

1995

Coogan's Run

Crapston Villas

tv

Crapston Villas

1995

Crapston Villas

The World of Lee Evans

tv

The World of Lee Evans

1995

The World of Lee Evans

as Customer

CineRaya

movie

Dangerous Lady

1995

Dangerous Lady

Fist of Fun

tv

Fist of Fun

1995

Fist of Fun

as Pied Piper of Hamelin

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

movie

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

1995

The Young Poisoner's Handbook

as Nathan

CineRaya

movie

Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

1994

Pauline Calf's Wedding Video

as Fat Bob

Ready, Steady, Cook

tv

Ready, Steady, Cook

1994

Ready, Steady, Cook

as Self - Guest

The Fast Show

tv

The Fast Show

1994

The Fast Show

as Various Characters

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

tv

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

1994

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

as Petty Officer Alan Partridge

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

tv

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

1994

Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge

as Joe Beasley

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

movie

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

1994

Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era

as Simon Joke

Pie in the Sky

tv

Pie in the Sky

1994

Pie in the Sky

as Andrew Vernon

The Day Today

tv

The Day Today

1994

The Day Today

as Treasurer

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

movie

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

1994

Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd

as Bernard Right On/Various

Paul Calf's Video Diary

movie

Paul Calf's Video Diary

1993

Paul Calf's Video Diary

as Fat Bob

Shooting Stars

tv

Shooting Stars

1993

Shooting Stars

as Self

CineRaya

tv

Harry

1993

Harry

as Royo

The Dead Good Show

tv

The Dead Good Show

1992

The Dead Good Show

as Various

The Weekenders

movie

The Weekenders

1992

The Weekenders

as Policeman 1

CineRaya

tv

Blue Heaven

1992

Blue Heaven

as Waiter 2

Men Behaving Badly

tv

Men Behaving Badly

1992

Men Behaving Badly

as Ken

Murder Most Horrid

tv

Murder Most Horrid

1991

Murder Most Horrid

as Daniel Hoffmeyer

Paul Merton: The Series

tv

Paul Merton: The Series

1991

Paul Merton: The Series

Soldier Soldier

tv

Soldier Soldier

1991

Soldier Soldier

as Sgt Dunn

This Morning

tv

This Morning

1988

This Morning

as Self

Top of the Pops

tv

Top of the Pops

1964

Top of the Pops

as Self - Host

CineRaya

tv

Flower Pot Men

1952

Flower Pot Men

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night

tv

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night

TBA

Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night

as Self - Team Captain

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton

tv

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton

TBA

Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton

as Bernard Righton

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